Yeah well, your pants aren’t around your ankles.
Whose fault is that?
Fuck, do you think someone just came in?
Probably, but I kinda don’t care.
Did you hear something?
Nope. It was probably nothing..
… This would be the part of the horror movie where we die because I just said that.
You said— no.
I said no it was not a no.
Don’t suggest it if you’re not gonna follow through.
What if we fucked in the shower?
We would definitely have to buy this house if that happened.